Area Man Claims Food Giant Stole His New Product Idea

MADISON, WI Harvey Corpsman, a resident of Winnebago Street, says that the corporate giant, Unilever, is introducing his new food product idea without his consent. Unilever is the maker of such mega-brands as: Lipton teas, Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream and Hellman’s mayonnaise.

When asked how he knew that the company was moving forward with his idea, Mr. Corpsman said that he read a story online about Hellman’s new Meat-at-the-Bottom Mayonnaise Cups.
When confronted with the fact that the only place that story was published was in The Onion, Mr. Corpsman responded, “Oh…my bad.”

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