Donald Trump Not in the Area for the Holidays

MADISON, WI  It was confirmed today that Donald Trump was NOT seen on Willy Street over the holiday weekend.

There was no reason to believe that the President or the First Lady would make an appearance in the area, but Spoofing Willy wanted to make sure that a big story wouldn’t get missed. After all, the business tycoon turned-celebrity-turned-politician showing up on Willy Street at, A Pig in a Fur Coat for instance, would have been a big deal. We didn’t want to miss something like that nor did we want you to miss it.

Can you imagine if the President made an unscheduled stop for dinner and had the Wagyu Ribeye (medium rare), oxtail soup, lentils and onion sautéed with king trumpet mushroom ($40).

Can you understand the squandered opportunity had Melania Trump ordered the Scallops accompanied with a pork belly green bean, fennel, onion and butternut squash salad drizzled with a light balsamic vinaigrette and almonds ($26)?

Then, to top it all off, the humiliation of it all had we found out, after the fact, that the First Couple shared a Bread Pudding with apple, walnut, white chocolate dressed with a sweet caramel sauce for desert? ($8)

We at Spoofing Willy want to make it clear that disaster was averted given that we were able to confirm that the scenario spelled out here did NOT happen, as the President and the First Lady did NOT make an unscheduled holiday stop on Willy Street this past weekend.

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