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GET “SPOOFED” IN 75 WORDS OR LESS!

Some of you are very busy professionals (I’m guessing maybe…12% of you). You do not have the time every day to read lengthy spoofs even though you know you should. The rest of you are just lazy and want to be spoon fed your regular dose of Spoofing Willy. Well, we’re not going to…

 

 

 

 

What!?…

 

 

 

Actually, that’s not a bad idea.

Well, we understand that for whatever reason, you don’t have time to go through long spoofs every day. So, we’re going to cut through the minutia and the meaningless drivel…

 

 

 

 

Oh…shut up!

…and we’re going to bring you, in 75-word or less shorts, the dumbed down…, ehem, the abbreviated version for your enjoyment on the run.

Enjoy the first of them. Tell us what you think.

 

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